What is wrong with this guy?  Granted, Beyonce should have won, but who the fuck is Kanye West?  Get off the stage homey.  All you did this year was make a shit album with terrible production crooning on auto-tune about your broken heart, and rock scarf’s with faded jean jackets and skinny jeans.  If you were watching the Bears and Packers instead of the VMA’s, like me, here is your chance to watch Kanye make a fool of himself.  Dude is a deuche.  This wasn’ t staged. He was photographed with thicky Amber Rose (damn did you see that outfit) holding a bottle of Henny on the red carpet before the show.

This was found on a lifestyle blog with the title “This Is Beautiful”.   You decide.

Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.

This whole Henry Louis Gates Jr. police scandal has been blown up in the media the last few days.  For those of you who live under a rock and haven’t heard, the Harvard Professor was arrested in his own home after a police call reporting a burglary.  There are arguments for both sides of the story (Let us know your thoughts in the comments).

The whole controversy immediately reminded me of one of my favorite comedy routines.  Here is the wise Dave Chappelle to put things in perspective:

Dave Chappelle - Break In

Strong move, Coors.  Very strong move.  Check out the new Coors light can, with a second tab on the side for shotgunning.  Apparently, the college frat market is bigger that first thought.

NEW COORS LIGHT SHOTGUNNABLE CAN

During every time-out at a NBA or college basketball game, some fine fee breezies with giant guns walk out onto the court.  If that’s not hot enough, they actually shoot the guns . . . with t-shirts.  I have always wanted one of those guns (and you have too).  Now we can all have one, thanks to Nike.  Check this Nike T-Shirt Gun commercial featuring Steven Jackson of the St. Louis Rams.  And they are actually selling the guns at Nike (apparently out of stock right now, but word is that they might have more in soon).