We here at HAAP know that we are a t-shirt company first and foremost. Yeah, we run the blog and everything, but the shirts are our real bread and butter. New designs coming soon, by the way. So you KNOW that when we put you on a shirt that isn’t made by us, it must be a doozy. So here it is, straight from Amazon.com - the “Three Wolf Moon ‘Official’ 100% Cotton Short Sleeve KIDS - TEENS & ADULTS”…….
3 Wolves, 1 Moon
In fact, if you don’t believe us that it’s the most life-changing shirt ever, then why would scores of women be mysteriously drawn to men wearing it? Why would angels sing when one puts the shirt on? Why would rain literally stop when the shirt is present? You can check out some of the reviews here. Do yourself a favor and spend 5 or 10 minutes reading them. 940 out of 1,189 people gave it 5 stars out of 5, so they all can’t be wrong. And don’t listen to the guy who hasn’t been approached by supermodels while rocking the shirt - he’s probably wearing it inside-out.
And if you end up buying one (probably to complete your wolfpack), don’t forget where you heard it from - and show us some love too, dammit!
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July 1st, 2009 at 7:15 am
These reviews are unreal. Awesome pros and cons:
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.