The haap crew has remained on the sidelines for the huge political debate that is fervent around the country today. It is not our place nor is it the purpose of this blog to take a side in this election. However, we feel that the one thing that can push partisanship to the sidelines is sport. We all love our sports and it is fun to see that the candidates do too.
First, check out McCain discussing his boxing past, Palin as a sportscaster and more. Then, take a look at Obama playing Stewart Scott one-on-one. All the campaigning must have gotten him out of shape. The Chicagoan also takes a shot at, Cubs fans?! Apparently, he is loyal to the South Side.
You may have caught wind of this story by now, but it is just too absurd for the haap crew not to chime in on. 22-year-old ‘Natalie Dylan’ (We’re pretty sure that is not her real name) is selling her virginity at Las Vegas’ Bunny Ranch.
Many have questioned whether Natalie (pictured left) is in fact a virgin. The Ranch is going to great lengths to prove she is. They claim she has passed a lie detector test and is willing to take a physical examination to prove her claim.
Natalie says that she decided to sell her virginity to raise money for school and provide herself with some “financial security”. She hopes the offer will reach 1 million dollars. At least she has modest expectations! Sorry, but a million dollars for someone’s virginity? It has always been our motto not to pay for something you can get for free. Still, there has to be some rich loser out there willing to drop the coin.
Big ups to Natalie. We hope she gets the money so she can buy a new 5 series and that hot new Gucci purse. I can see parents everywhere telling their little girls to abstain from sex not for love or marriage, but because it could make them rich one day. All hating aside, it is pretty respectable that she is 22 and still a virgin these days anyway. She could have lost it years ago to some drunken frat boy for nothing.
Kanye West was arrested at LAX intentional airport for vandalism shortly after passing through the security checkpoint. Apparently, Mr. West got into an altercation with a photographer and broke a camera worth around $10,000. Kanye’s bodyguard was also arrested. No charges have been filed, but some are expected soon.
UPDATE (2:13 PST): Thanks to the people at TMZ.com (Kanye Attack Caught on Tape) we have a little video of the altercation. West and his road manager/bodyguard were charged with felony vandalism. West was later released on $20,000 bail.
It could be worse… He could have ended up in the trunk of this thicky’s car!
Karmaloop caught up with the Jabbawockeez crew at the Magic trade show in Vegas and discussed their new clothing line, as well as new dance moves. Mad respect for some of the shit they do. Check it yourself.
Do yourself a favor and don ‘t finish your Christmas wish list too early. The news is out and there is a new must-have that needs top priority on that wish list. From dropping out to registering late and finally graduating, Kanye West has been shitting on the industry. Now, Mr. West is bringing you more of what you want. Ye’s new album titled “808’s & Heartbreak” will be released December 16th. If you were feeling Kanye’s new banger Haapwyshits hit you with below (see “Love Lockdown“), you are fit to be all over this album. Go ahead and put this LP on your Christmas playlist, Santa knows Haapwyshits put you on.
